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snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

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neptunain:

heteronormativity is so weird like yesterday I was at my aunts beach house and some of her in-laws brought over this small baby. and the baby puts it’s hand on it’s brow to keep the sun out of it’s eyes and his father says “look at that! Leon is looking for girls!” Leon is eight months old I don’t think he knows what a girl is yet

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validx2:

Her: Babe i’ve never seen you dance 

Me: Yeah umm you dont want to

Her: Please babe you know i find a man that can dance very sexy 

Me: Alright shit

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policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

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shredevi:

shredevi:

 What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married

Feyoncé

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"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger."

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flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

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praises:

all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is

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